max abelson's super groovy music video spectacular

online since 1738


aka "max abelson and his funktified flying fortress of youtube's best music videos"


this is the plan:
m. 60s
tu. 70s
w. 80s
th. 90s
fri. 00s


email: mabelson at observer.com


i write for: the new york observer


beck says: "mtv makes me want to smoke crack... condominiums rising above, and those videos are better than love."


tom waits says: "his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash, made good bloody marys, kept her mouth shut most of the time, had a little chihuahua named carlos that had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind."


this is what phil spector says about himself: "i'm dealing in rock 'n' roll. i'm not a bona fide human being."


this is what leonard cohen says about phil spector: "at a certain point phil approached me with a bottle of kosher red wine in one hand and a .45 in the other, put his arm around my shoulder and shoved the revolver into my neck and said, 'leonard, i love you.' i said, 'i hope you do, phil.'"


"whenever i start playing around on youtube i always end up watching that lady fall over while stomping grapes, so it's nice to have someone steer me in a more worthwhile direction." - the 33 1/3 book series' blog (on the spectacular).


bubblicious flavors that could have been good names for this blog: bursts with thunder, gonzo grape, tropical tango, lebron's lightning lemonade


brian eno songs that will make excellent book titles for my ten-volume memoir, chronologically ordered: here he comes, baby's on fire, the lost day, swanky, brutal ardour, events in dense fog, the fat lady of limbourg, some of them are old, dead finks don’t talk, what actually happened?


the smiths once said: "there's always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows."


there are no upper-case letters on this site, except for in this grammatically correct sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


#1 favorite song on the white album: long long long


#2 favorite song on the white album: happiness is a warm gun


#3 favorite song on the white album: sexy sadie


woody allen's reasons to live: "i would say groucho marx, to name one thing, and willie mays, and the second movement of the jupiter symphony, and louie armstrong’s recording of potatohead blues, swedish movies, naturally. sentimental education by flaubert, marlon brando, frank sinatra, those incredible apples and pears by cézanne, the crabs at sam wo’s, tracy’s face."


john lennon's middle name: ono


thelonious monk's middle name: sphere


my middle name: joseph


"i ain't gotta get you to like me but i can get a person to pay attention. like, the people you're sitting next to on the plane and they're wondering why the fuck you're sitting next to them in first class, i want them to be able to ask me a question and i'll be able to start rapping to them and they don't even know it's a rap. that's how you do it, that's how you bring people into whatever you want to bring them into." - lil wayne


“you should always take the best from the past, leave the worst back there and go forward into the future" - bob dylan on barack obama


"i love songs about horses, railroads, land, judgment day, family, hard times, whiskey, courtship, marriage, adultery, separation, murder, war, prison, rambling, damnation, home, salvation, death, pride, humor, piety, rebellion, patriotism, larceny, determination, tragedy, rowdiness, heartbreak and love. and mother. and god." - johnny cash


please listen at a very high volume


see the archives for more grooviness


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May 7
image #33: r.e.m.’s chronic town ep (1982) a good indie rock album cover featuring a gargoyle sticking its tongue out is like a fine wine: it only grows finer with age. and speaking of which: in today’s paper! i wrote about the wine-liking baron eric de rothschild, two tisch brothers spending massive amounts for massive real estate, and a hip hotelier that likes to remind people he knew heath ledger.  and last week’s column had noted tom waits scholar scarlet johansson selling nonchalantly, a hearst widow selling to settle some debts, and a poor bear stearns exec buying before his firm tanked.

image #33: r.e.m.’s chronic town ep (1982)

a good indie rock album cover featuring a gargoyle sticking its tongue out is like a fine wine: it only grows finer with age. and speaking of which:

in today’s paper! i wrote about the wine-liking baron eric de rothschild, two tisch brothers spending massive amounts for massive real estate, and a hip hotelier that likes to remind people he knew heath ledger. 

and last week’s column had noted tom waits scholar scarlet johansson selling nonchalantly, a hearst widow selling to settle some debts, and a poor bear stearns exec buying before his firm tanked.

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